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THE HELL COVERED NICKELBACK AND IT IS SO ASTOUNDINGLY GOOD, YOU DICK

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME.

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME.

HERE WE GO AGAIN. IN THE SPIRIT OF THE HELL, I HAVE TO TYPE THIS WHOLE ENTIRE POST IN CAPS BECAUSE IT'S HOW THE HELL DO THINGS ON THE INTERNET.

SO WHO WANTS TO HEAR THE HELL COVER NICKELBACK? I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER- EVERYONE. LET'S GET TO IT.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A SONG THAT IS JUST SO GOOD YOU TEAR UP A LITTLE BIT AND THEN WONDER WHY NOBODY ELSE IS MAKING MUSIC NEARLY AS GOOD? BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I FELT AFTER I HEARD THE HELL'S COVER. IT WAS LIKE LISTENING TO THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE HELL RIGHT NOW. IT'S LIKE A MIX BETWEEN JESUS AND FERGIE. HERE'S WHAT THE BAND HAD TO SAY.

“WE SAW ALL THE PETITIONS AND CROWDFUNDS AND SHIT GOING AROUND TO STOP THE NICKELBACKS PLAYING IN THE UK SO WE THOUGHT WE’D GIVE THE FANS SOMETHING TO ENJOY. I DON’T GET THE HATE ON THEM PERSONALLY, I MEAN MY MUM AND ALL HER OLDER MATES LOVE THE NICKELBACKS PLUS I READ AN ARTICLE ABOUT HOW COCKER SPANIEL ADOPTIONS HAVE QUADRUPLED SINCE THE NICKELBACKS HIT THE CHARTS”

ALSO, IF YOU DIDN'T READ THE HELL'S OPEN LETTER TO METALCORE YET, YOU SHOULD.

[VIA METAL HAMMER]

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