The internet is abuzz today about this photo of a cow that looks like KISS bassist Gene Simmons. The calf was born in Kerrville, Texas.
We've seen animals before with corpse paint, like this lamb from Norway a few years ago, but a cow in America? That's a first. The calf was named Genie, and look at how adorable she is:
The cattle ranch might even keep her around as a mascot for their steakhouse. Her life was spared because of Gene Simmons. Those worried Simmons might file some sort of litigation can rest easy, as Simmons is very excited about the matter:
https://twitter.com/genesimmons/status/891836678192549889
Maybe Gene was just happy somebody tagged him in a photo that actually looked like him:
Sorry. That's not me. https://t.co/IqmtGyBKIO
— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) July 28, 2017