I Really Hope This Story About DANZIG Is True!
Danzig has become a mythical character of late, a caricature almost. We all went crazy when he was spotted with cat food, which, if it were anybody else, would not be headlines. Who doesn't love a good Danzig story? Here is another one to add into the lore of Glenn. So this guy was having an IM conversation with a dude who happens to be neighbors with Danzig. The neighbor describes the place and an unusual incident that recently went down:
justin: dude Danzig lives next door to me in l.a. down the street and he is the worst neighbor ever dude, i have danzig stories me: NO SHIT! Justin: like, one awesome one yes dude i can’t believe you said danzig me:you realize this may be our#1 topic at work? justin: dude so, ok, here’s the danzig story me: we always say, “What do you think Danzig is doing right now?” justin: danzig lives in this SHIT HOLE house near me in los feliz about a hundred yards down the street his house is super run down except he’s got this crazy jaguar in the backyard anyway me: its a place of eeeeevil justin: so he has this huge pile of bricks in his front yard and the house looks like an evil pixar house so anyway, his neighbor was like, “dude, danzig your bringing property values down with these bricks in your yard.” and danzig was pissed so anyway, back and forth with his neighbor and danzig and finally one day i see danzig outside in his front yard and he’s hurling bricks into this drumpster and he’s screaming, “HERE I AM MOTHERFUCKER, JUST CLEANING UP MY FUCKING BRICKS BITCH!” Just super loud to no one in particular for two hours it was amazing like, i couldn’t even think about other things because it was so amazing me: oh my god this is amazing justin: dude it blew my mind because it was danzig as just a really poor homeowner
Who knows if this is even true? But, you know what… I want to believe it! Don't you?