Dear Girl With The Massive KVELERTAK Back Tattoo, Marry Me!
Kvelertak posted the above photo to their Facebook page, and YOU GUYS!!! I think I'm in love. No, srsly, whoever this is… I don't care what you look like, I just know we're meant to be. How do you feel about a tall guy who blogs about metal by day and hosts a show on SiriusXM at night? You can move into my apartment, have a lot of time to yourself while I work… I just want some time to worship your back tattoo, and stick it in you a few times. Wait, where are you going?! WE JUST MET!