Look, we're not saying Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich is gay. He's married a few times over, and has had quite the caliber of women. But Lars is clearly so secure in his sexuality that he has no problem showing his affection for his other band mates, one of whom in particular he might be smitten over. Here are 9 examples of such cases:
Lars loves James but does James love him back?
James just looks uncomfortable
Lars also loves former bassist Jason Newsted
But if Lars "went gay" with any member of the band, it would without question be Kirk Hammett
"Close your eyes, Kirk"
No really, these guys use tongue
When pressed for comment, all Lars could respond with is…
It's all in good fun. Good to see Lars doesn't take himself so seriously. Other fun Metallica links:
– This Is The Caliber Of Woman You Get Being The Drummer Of METALLICA
– Every "Death" Metallica ever sang
– 15 Best Photos from James Hetfield's Instagram