Earlier this week, Slipknot announced they have parted ways with Joey Jordison. It was shocking, to say the least, but some people are perhaps a little too upset. Here are 11 overreactions we found on Twitter.
1) This Person Needs Permission
Joey Jordison has left the band called Slipknot. Can I kill myself now?
— Raziq Rohaizad (@RzqRhzd) December 13, 2013
2) As if this person needed ANOTHER reason to kill themselves…
So Joey left Slipknot… Another reason to kill myself
— Dylan (@nolosdylan) December 13, 2013
3) This person just needed a reason to kill themselves…
Joey jordison left slipknot ?! A legit reason to kill myself tbh #maggot
— ↫C e l i n e↬ (@CELIIINNEEEE) December 13, 2013
4) I think you mean fair…
I woke up this morning to sum very sad news slipknot and joey jordison has part ways with the band….. No!!!!!!! It's not far I'm cry
— Dasha matene (@Spider69monkey) December 13, 2013
5) Somebody get this maggot a corner!
Can't believe joey jordison has left slipknot, gunna go cry in a corner now :(
— Becky Hindle (@Becky_Hindle) December 13, 2013
6) Why Joey Why?
So Joey has left Slipknot.. I found out last night and I literally started to cry.. Why Joey Why? :(
— Metal music is lifee (@FNicki) December 13, 2013
7) Why are you making them cry?
@joeyjordison Please don't leave Slipknot. Without you that band is nothing. Don't make us cry please stay please :'(
— Slipknot Lyrics (@SlipknotLyrical) December 13, 2013
8) Couldn't you have waited until he saw you?
Swear if Slipknot end because of Joey leaving I will cry, they can't split until I've seen them.
— Killing With A Smile (@APyeToRemember) December 13, 2013
9) But he's so tiny and kickass…
If Joey really did leave Slipknot I may cry, because he's the tiniest little kickass drummer and that would be sad and terrible.
— Rachel (@RachelFreya95) December 13, 2013
10) Who's trying to kill you?
Jusssttt as I get over Angelo leaving miw, Joey leaves Slipknot. Someone is trying to kill me.
— Luna (@high_end_of_low) December 13, 2013
11) WHY ARE WE YELLING??
JOEY HAS LEFT SLIPKNOT KILL ME NOW I DO NOT WISH TO LIVE ANYMORE
— ramona flowers (@m0shwithsteph) December 13, 2013
Chill out guys, it'll all be alright.