Does Listening to Metal Make Termites Eat Wood Faster?
Somewhere, some day, someone sat down and wondered about the eating habits of termites. Then they wondered if music had any effect on their eating habits… and then they tested it, because science. Turns out rock and metal music makes termites eat faster, so if you have a termite problem you might want to consider turning down the Morbid Angel in the morning. That or turning it up, depending on how much you hate your house.