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GWAR Announce 30th Anniversary Tour with BATTLECROSS, BUTCHER BABIES

The freak show might be coming to a town near you!

The freak show might be coming to a town near you!

What would summer be without a little Gwaaaaarrrrr?  Besides their annual GwarBQ, the outer-planetary band just announced their 30th anniversary tour, and they're taking Battlecross and Butcher Babies with them. It looks like the theme of this tour is the internet…

Expect more blood and bodily fluids than ever before as your Lords and Masters take on the newest threat to their very existence – the Internet! That's right, GWAR is going to kick the Internet's ass; if they can ever stop jerking off to porn long enough to find it. Pustulus is none too pleased about the situation, having this to say while "taking 5" from his weekly schedule of drawing dicks on bible pages.

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"I've survived prisons, gulags, religious protests, surfing a crucial wave on D-Day, and even an ISIS spaghetti dinner, so this is nothing. Bring it on! GWAR is coming! Where is Baltimore?"

Uh-oh, I sure they don't offer their take on metal media. Here's the routing:

08/25: Millvale, PA @ Mr. Smalls Theater – Tickets
08/27: Des Moines, IA @ Wooly's – Tickets
08/28: Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theater – Tickets
08/30: Lawrence, KS @ Granada – Tickets
08/31: Tulsa, OK @ Cain's Ballroom – Tickets
09/01: San Antonio, TX @ Kapones – Tickets
09/02: Baton Rouge, LA @ Varsity Theater – Tickets
09/03: Mobile, AL @ Soul Kitchen – Tickets
09/04: Birmingham, AL @ Iron City – Tickets
09/05: New Albany, IN @ Rustic Frog – Befuddled Fest – Tickets
09/06: Winston-Salem, NC @ Ziggys – Tickets
09/08: Wilmington, NC @ Ziggys By the Sea – Tickets
09/09: Jacksonville, FL @ Freebird Live – Tickets
09/10: Chattanooga, TN @ Track 29 – Tickets
09/11: Sauget, IL @ Pop's – Tickets
09/14: Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance – Tickets
09/15: So. Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground – Tickets
09/16: Reading, PA @ Reverb – Tickets
09/17: Huntington, NY @ The Paramount – Tickets
09/18: Rochester, NY @ Water Street Music Hall – Tickets

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