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First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Brad Bortone, who had the best zinger: 'You'll never be the table!' Now for this week's...
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Can Ozzy even perform anymore?
It remains unclear if Rittenhouse is still on the bill.
Is Jane's Addiction finally done for good?
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Brad Bortone, who had the best zinger: 'You'll never be the table!' Now for this week's...
It sounds like [drumroll] Thy Art Is Murder!
Because heavy metal is for everybody (except Nazis.)
Have they not heard of going out to the car?
The mystery of "The Engine" has been solved.
Andy Williams injured himself wrestling.
Blackened death metal band Bane are prepping the releasing of their next album Esoteric Formulae. On the tail of the excitement, we are happy...
During soundcheck, anyway.
Happy Black Friday! Don't be dicks to the people working retail if you're out shopping today! To the metals...
The band also wished their fans a happy Thanksgiving.