If you've got a dog, a love of metal, a sense of humor and $63 to spare, then head on over to Dolls Kill's website to grab a Party Animalz Patchez Dog Vest for some cute black metal dog apparel. I want to be mad about the high-ish price tag so bad, but when there's a small dog wearing a vest with patches that say things like Barkzum and Empawrer, I just can't. Look at it! Then again, I'm sure all the materials and work probably adds up to being worth that amount anyway.
There's also this one from another site (same brand) with equally great pet puns for $42.
How can you say no? If it's not obvious by now, I'm a dog person. They don't make these for cats because cats are actually Satan and they don't need to be any more evil than they already are.
[via MetalSucks]
