Primitive Man never struck me as the type of band that has girls getting naked left and right for and banging down the door after the show to get some sweet lovin', but apparently it's a whole different game on the Internet. See, there's some dude on the Internet that's posing as the band and asking for nudes from girls… and getting them, we think? We'll let the band do the talking for a moment here, via a post on their Facebook of course.
"It has been called to our attention by a couple of people that there is someone on the internet (mostly tumblr)pretending like they are in the band and are using it as an excuse to harass women and ask them for nudes. We would never ask anyone directly for nudes. It is wrong and we are not famous. And we would never harass or attempt to dehumanize anyone for not giving us any. We love and respect people of all backgrounds. So if you have had an encounter with this 'scott from primitive man' please know that there is not and never has been anyone named scott in our band, and that we all operate on a higher level of intelligence. I feel sad that I even have to address this issue. I wouldn't, but the person who started all of this shit appears like he was trying to lure someone at a show in the UK, but claims that he lives in denver.
This is a list of all of our websites/internet presences. If anyone contacts you from anywhere other than these places and tells you that they are from the band then remember STRANGER DANGER. And don't respond. Or do if you want. You're an adult and I trust your decisions.
http://www.primitivemandoom.com/
https://www.facebook.com/PrimitiveMane
http://leangreenohmswatts.tumblr.com/ (Ethan's art blog)
http://iwanttowashmybrain.tumblr.com/ (Ethan's non art blog)
instagram:
@primitivemane (Ethan)
@thugxpassion303 (Jon)
@spygeb (Spy)http://primitivemandoom.bandcamp.com/
email: [email protected]
Live long and prosper, be excellent to one another. Even on the internet."
PSA- it's probably a bad idea to be sending nudes to pretty much anyone ever, but I'm not going to tell you what to do with your life. Just don't send them to some guy who says he's Scott from Primitive Man, because he is more than likely not from Primitive Man. All that being said, if you are inclined to do so then there are all the proper channels to do so above.
Also, and I'm just throwing this out there, who the hell decides they're going to pose as Primitive Man for nudes? It just seems like a very odd choice. Whatever, let's just listen to some Primitive Man.
