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NINE INCH NAILS Streams Third The Watchmen Soundtrack, Sells Merch You Can't Buy

No seriously, you can't buy it. They won't let you.

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Nine Inch Nails has finally rolled out the third installment of their soundtrack to the extremely popular TV show The Watchmen, and you can stream that below. Birth Death Movies also provided an insanely in-depth look into the physical release of the soundtrack that I strongly encourage everyone to give a read through.

Alongside the new soundtrack volume comes a product on the Nine Inch Nails website called BLUE SUNDAY, a reference to The Watchmen show. Here's the description.

IMPORTED DIRECTLY FROM M-SITE 11/3/85/UK, THIS PREMIUM GRADE COLLECTION OF EXOTIC BLUE MATTER PROVIDES THE FOLLOWING BENEFITS:

+RE-HARMONIZATION OF DISCORDANT CHAKRA
+AMPLIFIED EMPATHY, MOOD ELEVATION, STRESS RELIEF
+DETOXIFICATION, HEALTHIER SKIN, FIRMER STOOL

PREMIUM CLASS SAMPLES REPRESENT IRRADIATED SOIL (8.5 OR HIGHER ON THE CHERENKOV-GLASS METER) HAND-SALVAGED DIRECTLY FROM THE VOIDED FOUNDATION OF CARTWITHEN CASTLE IN GWYNEDD, NORTH WALES, OR WITHIN THE ESTIMATED RADIUS (150 METERS) OF THE TELEPORTATION EVENT. EACH 10-GRAM BAG COMES SEALED WITH A DETACHABLE AND COLLECTIBLE ATOMIC SYMBOL CLASP (PLATINUM) AND A CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY. GUARANTEED NON-CARCINOGENIC. NO EXCHANGES OR REFUNDS.

You can try to purchase the item here, but it'll tell you "DUE TO FDTA REGULATIONS THIS ITEM IS NOT AVAILABLE FOR TRANSPORT TO YOUR REGION." The FDTA being the version of the FDA in the show.

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