This one is for the ladies (and 10% of the gentlemen). Behemoth frontman Nergal graced the cover of a recent issue of Newsweek. Any Polish-speakers want to translate what it says? "Bog" means God,
I believe, so what is the rest of it. Update: thanks to commenter s7mon for pointing out that it translates literally to "God Horror Homeland" and the caption is "The unknown face of the Polish Devil."
Nergal must be HUGE in his home country of Poland. Besides this, he is on their version of The Voice, which itself is an American Idol knockoff. Go Nergal!