Sometimes you come aroacrossss something so ridiculous you pretty much need to show everyone you can think of that might even remotely enjoy it. So in my weekend perusing of the metal-related interwebs, I came across talk of metal lawn gnomes. Not metal like the material, metal like the music! There's a dude on Etsy that makes them, along with a bunch of other subject matter that's equally entertaining. Check 'em out and support good art! Here's a good portion of the metal ones he's got up.
Apparently the guy, named ianthegnome, has also tried twice now to get a Kickstarter-type project going for these gnomes and hasn't had much luck. Here's hoping he tries again, because I know damn well we'd post about it!