Tool kicked off their 2022 touring schedule on January 10. The band broke out a handful of classics and rarities including "Right In Two" for the first time since 2011, as well as "Hooker With A Penis" and "Pushit" (the actual album version) for the first time since 2014. According to those in attendance, it seems like vocalist Maynard James Keenan updated the lyrics to "Hooker With A Penis" to be a little more relevant.
One Redditor urutu pointed out that Keenan changed the line "Sips of coke" to "Sips of White Claw," with one commenter chiming in that he "definitely said White Claw" and another saying they heard "Red Bull." One other mentioned that "I definitely heard,'"Seeeeeend more Bitcoin!' at one point."
There's some footage of the January 10 performance in Eugene, OR available that you can check out below, but none of the other few shows.
You can ultimately decide for yourself what Keenan is saying at one of the dates below.
w/ Blonde Redhead
1/10 Eugene, OR Matthew Knight Arena
1/11 Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome
1/13 Boise, ID Ford Idaho Center
1/15 Sacramento, CA Golden 1 Center
1/16 San Francisco, CA Chase Center
1/18 Anaheim, CA Honda Center
1/19 San Diego, CA Viejas Arena
1/21 Phoenix, AZ Footprint Center
1/22 Las Vegas, NV T-Mobile Arena
1/25 Salt Lake City, UT Maverik Center
1/27 Denver, CO Ball Arena
1/30 Tulsa, OK BOK Center
1/31 Dallas, TX American Airlines Center
2/2 San Antonio, TX AT&T Center
2/4 Houston, TX Toyota Center
2/5 New Orleans, LA Smoothie King Center
2/8 Orlando, FL Amway Center
2/9 Tampa, FL Amalie Arena
2/10 Miami, FL FTX Arena
w/ The Acid Helps
2/19 Boston, MA TD Garden
2/20 Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center
2/22 Washington, DC Capital One Arena
2/23 Belmont Park, NY UBS Arena
2/26 Newark, NJ Prudential Center
2/27 Buffalo, NY KeyBank Center
3/1 Pittsburgh, PA PPG Paints Arena
3/3 Detroit, MI Little Caesars Arena
3/4 Louisville, KY KFC Yum! Center
3/6 Columbus, OH Nationwide Arena
3/8 Grand Rapids, MI Van Andel Arena
3/10 Chicago, IL United Center
3/12 Omaha, NE CHI Health Center Arena
3/13 Minneapolis, MN Target Center
3/15 Kansas City, MO T-Mobile Center
3/17 Moline, IL TaxSlayer Center
3/18 St. Louis, MO Enterprise Center
3/20 Cleveland, OH Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse
4/23 Copenhagen, DK Royal Arena
4/25 Oslo, NO Spektrum
4/26 Stockholm, SE Avicii Arena
4/28 Hamburg, DE Barclaycard Arena
4/29 Frankfurt, DE Festhalle
5/2 Manchester, UK AO Arena Manchester
5/4 Birmingham, UK Resorts World Arena
5/6 Dublin, IE 3Arena
5/9 London, UK The O2 Arena
5/12 Paris, FR AccorHotels Arena
5/13 Antwerp, BE Sportpaleis
5/15 Berlin, DE Mercedes-Benz Arena
5/17 Cologne, DE Lanxess Arena
5/19 Amsterdam, NL Ziggo Dome
5/21 Krakow, PL Tauron Arena
5/23 Prague, CZ O2 Arena
5/24 Budapest, HU SportAréna
