KISS bassist Gene Simmons has gone viral this morning, and it's all due to a breakfast tweet.
The God of Thunder asked his Twitter followers this morning: "Anyone else put ice cubes in their cereal?" He even provided photographic evidence.
Anyone else put ice cubes in their cereal? pic.twitter.com/lfvZr5lBjk
— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) January 2, 2020
This just doesn't make any sense to me. Is the milk not refrigerated? It should already be cold? I've never taken a first bite of cereal and thought "hmm, too warm."
And, putting the ice directly in the bowl?! Doesn't that make it awkward to try to scoop out the cereal and leave the ice in? Why not just put the ice in a separate bowl and put that bowl under the cereal bowl to cool it?
Also, why are you watering down your milk? Just drink 2%!
Also, why am I spending so much time dissecting this tweet?
Anyway, Gene will be keeping plenty busy this year and next year with KISS's "The End of the Road" tour. Here is the routing:
February 01 – Manchester, NH [Tickets]
February 04 – Allentown, PA [Tickets]
February 05 – Buffalo, NY [Tickets]
February 07 – Charlottesville, VA [Tickets]
February 08 – Greensboro, NC [Tickets]
February 11 – Columbia, SC [Tickets]
February 13 – Lexington, KY [Tickets]
February 15 – Peoria, IL [Tickets]
February 16 – Fort Wayne, IN [Tickets]
February 18 – Springfield, MO [Tickets]
February 19 – Wichita, KS [Tickets]
February 21 – Sioux City, IA [Tickets]
February 22 – Grand Forks, ND [Tickets]
February 24 – St. Paul, MN [Tickets]
February 25 – Lincoln, NE [Tickets]
February 29 – Laughlin, NV [Tickets]
March 02 – Bakersfield, CA [Tickets]
March 04 – Los Angeles, CA (Makeup date) [Tickets]
March 06 – Oakland, CA (Makeup date) [Tickets]
March 09 – El Paso, TX [Tickets]
March 10 – Lubbock, TX [Tickets]
March 12 – Tulsa, OK [Tickets]
March 14 – Lafayette, LA [Tickets]
March 15 – Biloxi, MS [Tickets]
April 24 – San Salvador, El Salvador [Tickets]
April 28 – San Jose, Costa Rica [Tickets]
April 30 – Bogata, Columbia [Tickets]
May 02 – Lima, Peru [Tickets]
May 05 – Santiago, Chile [Tickets]
May 07 – Asuncion, Paraguay [Tickets]
May 09 – Buenos Aires, Argentina [Tickets]
May 12 – Porto Alegro, Brazil [Tickets]
May 14 – Curitiba, Brazil [Tickets]
May 16 – Sao Paulo, Brazil [Tickets]
May 19 – Uberlandia, Brazil [Tickets]
June 09 – Paris, France [Tickets]
June 12 – Derby, U.K. (Download) [Tickets]
June 14 – Dortmund, Germany [Tickets]
June 15 – Hamburg, Germany [Tickets]
June 18 – Copenhagen, Denmark [Tickets]
June 20 – Sandnes, Norway [Tickets]
June 23 – Gothenburg, Sweden [Tickets]
June 25 – Stockholm, Sweden [Tickets]
June 27 – Helsinki, Finland [Tickets]
June 29 – Kaunas, Lithuania [Tickets]
July 01 – Prague, Czech Republic [Tickets]
July 04 – Barcelona, Spain [Tickets]
July 05 – Madrid, Spain [Tickets]
July 07 – Lisbon, Portugal [Tickets]
July 10 – Frankfurt, Germany [Tickets]
July 11 – Stuttgart, Germany [Tickets]
July 13 – Verona, Italy [Tickets]
July 15 – Gilwice, Poland [Tickets]
July 16 – Budapest, Hungary [Tickets]
July 18 – Sofia, Bulgaria [Tickets]
July 21 – Geneva, Switzerland [Tickets]
July 25 – Johannesburg, South Africa [Tickets]
August 28 – Mansfield, MA [Tickets]
August 29 – Hartford, CT [Tickets]
August 31 – Canandaigua, NY [Tickets]
Septmeber 01 – Bangor, ME [Tickets]
Septmeber 04 – Atlantic City, NJ [Tickets]
Septmeber 05 – Burgettstown, PA [Tickets]
Septmeber 08 – Atlanta, GA [Tickets]
Septmeber 09 – Raleigh, NC [Tickets]
Septmeber 11 – Clarkston, MI [Tickets]
Septmeber 13 – Tinley Park, IL [Tickets]
Septmeber 14 – Dayton, OH [Tickets]
Septmeber 15 – Milwaukee, WI [Tickets]
Septmeber 19 – George, WA [Tickets]
Septmeber 20 – Ridgefield, WA [Tickets]
Septmeber 22 – Boise, ID [Tickets]
Septmeber 24 – Salt Lake City, UT [Tickets]
Septmeber 26 – San Bernardino, CA [Tickets]
Septmeber 27 – Chula Vista, CA [Tickets]
Septmeber 29 – Phoenix, AZ [Tickets]
October 01 – Austin. TX [Tickets]
October 03 – Ft. Worth. TX [Tickets]
October 30-November 04: Kiss Kruise X [Tickets]
July 17, 2021 – New York, NY [Tickets]