So I was reading Metal Inquisition's fantastic write-up of WINDS OF PLAGUE and during the interview with frontman Johnny Plague, Sargent D asked what kind of pussy the bands got on the most extreme tour of the year, and comedy ensued:
He wasn't nearly as timid when I asked him when band had the most haggard groupies, though. Literally without a split second of hesitation, he said "Blackguard. I love them to death, don't get me wrong. They're kind of a folkish metal band. I dunno man, they just attract some real, uh, winners." I'm sure it's pretty slim pickings on these metal tours, which Johnny confirmed. "Dying Fetus pull some fuckin'… dude I don't even know what the word would be… trollish, stone age type women. I'm not saying they're hooking up with them, I don't know if that happens, but they're there in full force, drunk as fuck."
Well there you have it people. If you really want to get the ladies, maybe you do need to sound a little trendy.
