In heavy metal news of the delicious variety, GWAR's guitar player, Balsac the Jaws of Death, is releasing his very own BBQ sauce called, what else, Gwar-B-Q. The sauce will be unleashed on the unsuspecting public on April 8th during an event called "Meat & Meet" at Grinders in Kansas City. Never ones to disappoint their adoring fans, GWAR aren't just slapping their name on any old BBQ sauce. According to Gwar-B-Q mastermind Balsac, this sauce is made from only the finest, freshest, most pure ingredients available:
"This new taste sensation is mostly made out of the blood of really hot chicks. It was a terrible waste of fine ass, but ultimately worth it because this sauce is absolutely delicious!"
This stuff sounds promising. If you live in the Kansas City area, here's a link to the article that gives all the details about GWAR's "Meat & Meet" event. If the band's live shows are any indication of what to expect, you may want to pack some extra wet wipes.
