I'd venture to guess approximately 0.01% of you were going to attend the 17th annual Gathering of the Juggalos this year, but maybe this will change your mind. This year's lineup will include Gwar, Attila, Emmure, Asking Alexandria, Suicide Silence, and (hed)p.e. At least the 2016 lineup is kind of in line with the rap/rock thing the Gathering has going on, as opposed to that one time where Cannibal Corpse played the festival.
The festival will be held at Legend Valley in Thornville, OH from July 20 to 23, just in case you're in the area or live in Ohio and needed to know where to avoid. Here's the legendary annual infomercial from the festival: