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Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Selling Barely Functioning '87 Firebird for Only $1,500

“It does start and can be driven, although I would not attempt to drive it any distance in its current condition.”

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The most memorable scene in the documentary A Decline of Western Civilization: Part II, a documentary with many memorable scenes is W.A.S.P.'s then-guitarist Chris Holmes floating in a pool talking about his alcohol problems while his mother sat poolside depressingly watching along:

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Well, I am happy to report that 30 years later, Chris is thankfully still alive and boy does he have a deal for you!

You can now own Chris's 1987 Pontiac Firebird. Look at the great condition this 27 year old car is in:

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According to the listing, the vehicle is sold as in and "has never been registered in California and is doubtful that it will pass smog/emissions in its current state." Oh, good.

While the car does start, the ad warns "I would not attempt to drive it any distance in its current condition."

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Jeez, how could this get any sweeter?

"The car starts by turning on an electric fuel pump, then a switch starts the engine." There we go. If only there was a way to sweeten the deal?

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Wow, the unusable car comes signed by Chris Holmes himself. Why, here he is using the vehicle for himself:

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Well, something like this is almost priceless but you can in fact own this piece of shit vehicle for ONLY $1,500. You should probably hurry up and answer the ad because I can't imagine it will be available for long…I mean, what a deal!

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[Thanks to MetalSucks for bringing this to our attention]

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