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Breaking: Somebody Pooped In The TURNSTILE Pit & It Got on Stage

Robert Pasbani

Published

September 1, 2021

Photo by Jimmy Fontaine

There was a pooper in the pit! A pit pooper!!! We have a pit pooper, folks. That's the news coming out of the Turnstile show that happened at the Santa Cruz Vets Hall on Monday, August 30th.

Loudwire reports a fan just couldn't hold it in for the bathroom, and emptied their bowels in the mosh pit of the show. Some of the poop eventually got stuck to the side of the stage, with the assumption that a mosher or stage diver stepped in the pooped and kicked it there. Eww.

Naturally, the internet has some thoughts about it:

SOMEONE SHITTED IN THE TURNSTILE PIT LAST NIGHT NO LIE— SHOW ME THE BODY (@showmethebody) August 31, 2021

ATTN 40831: I cant believe this but yes human shit ended up on stage last night during Turnstile. As hilarious as this is it’s also disgusting & EXTREMELY unsafe. Plz if you have any idea of who it was, plz let me know as that person should not be allowed at shows ever again.— Joel Cupcake (@JoelCupcake) August 31, 2021

I have a very big interest in the shit on stage at the Turnstile show story.— tonie (@anthoniexg) September 1, 2021

I just beat the “did you shit during Turnstile” allegations ????— Jesus (@ilikeshoe) August 31, 2021

as someone who has, embarrassingly, shit their pants in the past (even had some recent close calls…), I STAND WITH THE TURNSTILE SHOW SHITTER. if you've never come close to shitting your pants, god bless your amazing bowels. some of us aren't so lucky. literally "shit happens"— Triple B Records (@TripleBRecords) September 1, 2021

Y’all scared the turnstile shitter into hiding. We could have waited till they casually told a friend thinking no one noticed and within the week we would have found out through the gossip. Now they hide covered in poop somewhere waiting to strike again.— Urban Cowboy (@_urbancowboy__) September 1, 2021

I hope we never find out who shit during the turnstile set. I hope the culprit is having the best day laughing at all the chaos she caused today (it was definitely a girl)— Scottyplagues (@Scottyplagues) September 1, 2021

I pissed my pants at riot fest one year because everyone was doing drugs in the portapotty not letting me piss so I sympathize with whoever shit themselves at the turnstile gig— ☆ vivie ♡ (@sheetmetalgirl_) September 1, 2021

Imagine you wake up and see the entire west coast talking about you shitting on the floor at the Turnstile show— Jake (@jacobzmcclain) August 31, 2021

I hope whoever shit themselves during turnstile last night is having a better day. Sincerely, someone with stomach issues.— Metal Mijo (@cradleofchill) August 31, 2021