Gwar making sex toys is probably one of the most logical things to happen in the realm of metal merch. Gwar has teamed up with Bad Dragon to create the Cuttlefish of Cthulu, which you might recognize as an appendage of the late and great vocalist Oderus Urungus. The Cuttlefish of Cthulu is available in a handful of different sizes and coloring iterations, ranging from $84.99 to $199.99. Check 'em out here and have yourselves a blast.
"Pucker up people!" said the band of their newest venture. "The one and only Cuttlefish of Cthulu, longtime companion of the late Oderus Urungus of Gwar, is now available to take home as your very own adult toy!
"We partnered with Bad Dragon to create this limited-edition monstrosity. It is available in Natural (black) and Glow-in-the-dark Signature (multi-color). A listing of the sizes are below and the photos show each size in relation to a soda can. These ship when you order."