See that up there? That's the beard oil that you could be using if you had a beard. That or if you weren't such a greasy, disgusting mess. One of those two things for sure.
Borknagar teamed up with RÆDICAL to create the beard oil, which comes in a super nice wooden box and will probably give you the abilities to write badass Norwegian progressive metal. I mean really, look at this picture and tell me you don't want this bottle of beard oil in your house?
The oil is going for the reasonable price of €19.95, so really there's no reason you shouldn't buy it no matter if you've got a beard or you're planning one!