After you order your metal Christmas cards, you really ought to start thinking about cracking some nuts. Now really, what better way to invite your family and friends to deshell a few than with a metal themed nutcracker? You can have Abbath, Danzig, Ozzy and pretty much anyone else you'd like, because you need to let everyone know you're not some untrve poser.
Check 'em out!
Then go here and get you one.
[via MetalSucks]