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GHOST Looking To Hire Nuns To Serve Alcohol At Upcoming Shows (Inquire Within!)

Posted by on September 28, 2015 at 4:30 pm

Ghost and Pope Francis are in a game of one-upmanship it seems.

The Pope booked a gig in Philly so Ghost tried to book a gig in Philly on the same day.

The Pope made sure that got cancelled and we learned it was thanks to a dick measuring contest that Papa Emeritus III lost.

Ghost put out a record last month, so now the Pope is going to put out a prog rock record.

The Pope wanted nuns present when he spoke and now Ghost want nuns present. Metal Insider reports that at last night's gig, Papa Emeritus said from the stage “How about this Frankie guy. I heard that he wanted all the nuns to be there when he spoke. We need nuns.” He wasn't kidding! Today, Ghost posted the following listing:

“Ladies of the World!

We are looking for females to serve as NUNS at every gig, since we usually rely on local talent everywhere we go.

So, if this is something for YOU –

Send
– YOUR NAME
– PICTURE
– DATE OF BIRTH (which we will need since you will be handing out alcohol, so you have to be 21 years old)

to nunsjustwannahavefun@gmail.com
Important : Write THE CITY IN WHICH YOU WISH TO PARTAKE in the header”

Nuns just wanna have fun after all! If you think you are qualified enough to apply to be a Ghost nun, here are their upcoming tour stops. SOMEBODY SEND PICTURES!

09/28 Boston, MA @ House of Blues
09/30 Montreal, QC @ Metropolis
10/01 Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
10/02 Detroit, MI @ The Majestic Theater
10/03 Chicago, IL @ The Riviera
10/05 Lawrence, KS @ Liberty Hall
10/06 St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant
10/08 New Orleans, LA @ The Civic Auditorium
10/09 Atlanta, GA @ The Tabernacle
10/10 Orlando FL @ Beacham Theatre
10/11  Tampa, FL @ The Ritz
10/13 Dallas, TX @ House of Blues
10/14 San Antonio, TX  @ Aztec Theater
10/16 Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater
10/17 Denver, CO @Sumitt Music Hall
10/19 Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory
10/20 Seattle, WA @ El Corazon
10/21 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theatre
10/23 San Francisco, CA @ Warfield
10/26 Los Angeles, CA @ The Mayan Theater
10/27 Reno, NV @ Knitting Factory
10/28 Salt Lake City, UT @ The Depot
10/30 San Diego, CA @ Northside Park Theater
10/31 Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues
11/01 Phoenix, AZ @ Monster Mash Festival

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