DEAD KENNEDYS Concert Interrupted By A Couple Performing Oral Sex on Stage
The Dead Kennedys have been pretty irrelevant for about 30 years, since Jello Biafra left the group. But the band find themselves in the headlines this morning, after a couple got up onstage during their show this past Thursday, January 15th, at the Belly Up Tavern in Solana Beach, CA with the male giving his female friend some oral sexual pleasure. According to initial reports, it if weren't for the male chastity gear that the guy was wearing, the couple would've had a full blown copulation on the stage infront of the rowdy crowd.
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Reports from the show say that concert-goers took a photo or two and then moved on to watch the rest of the show. The above photo is a screencap from the hilarious news report below:
While the event is a misdemeanor, unless somebody files a complaint, then there is no crime comitted. The venue might face a violation of "business and professions code." The venue natually tried to downplay the event: "Of course, we don’t condone this activity in our establishment and security stopped it right away. This is certainly a first for us."
Look folks, I understand sometimes getting drunk and listening to music gets you horny, but if you want to get it in that bad, just leave the venue and go home to finish the deed!