Artists are looking for new ways to earn income now that touring has been put on hold for the time being. One band have really taken the direct-to-consumer approach to the next level. For the low price of $7,500, Steel Panther will write lyrics about you set to any song from their entire catalog.
According to the band, they'll "deliver a full rock song finished to a quality comparable to songs on their albums. The band will do up to two lyric revisions prior to recording the song. Once lyrics have been approved, this product is non-refundable."
All that's required of you is to fill out this questionnaire and also have $7,500. The form asks you to provide more information on the song topic, and asks just how dirty you want them to make the lyrics.
Order one of the songs here and check out an example below.
