Cyborg Drummers, Slayer Drama in the Top Stories of the Week

I'm writing this recap from the comfort of my hotel bed in South by Southwest. My legs are killing me but it's been a fun party. Meanwhile, here are the top stories of the week:

1. Half-Man, Half-Drum Machine…No, Seriously
2. DAVE LOMBARDO Reveals His Minimal Annual Salary with SLAYER, But Is He Lying?
3. SOCKWEB "Spoon" video premiere (Father-Daughter Grind Duo!)
4. Hear MESHUGGAH's "Bleed" Like You've Never Heard It Before
5. Two Dead, 23 Injured at SXSW When Drunk Driver Plowed Through A Crowd
6. Here's the Trailer for SLIPKNOT Frontman COREY TAYLOR's Acting Debut in Fear Clinic
7. You Can Own TOOL Frontman Maynard Kennan's Hollywood Mansion for Only $2.8 Million.
8. We're Giving Away A Pair of Tickets to Each Stop of the MASTODON, GOJIRA, KVELERTAK Tour
9. Does Anybody Actually Like IRON MAIDEN's Trooper Beer?
10. 8-Year-Old Girl Shreds!

I'll be back home by the Livecast on Sunday to share all my stories.