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This is not a joke, although it'd be a funny one. We've covered lame metal merch in the past, whether it be Metallica Monopoly,...
We already knew that Frankie Palmeri is pretty smart and he's a poet who enjoys fellatio. Today, we learned he had this whole different...
Pre-order packages are insane nowadays. Take for example this killer BTBAM package for their upcoming release, The Parallax II: Future Sequence. It comes with...
Wow, when I saw this earlier on MetalSucks I couldn't believe my eyes. Motley Crüe will say yes to anything. Motley Crue now have...
The Swedes getting everything! Great metal and great alcohol. First it was the Slayer Reign In Blood wine, now this? Sure, Motorhead have their...
Thanks to our buds at MetalSucks for giving us the heads up that Amazon.com is having another awesome $5 album sale. There are 100...
I know I've ragged on Slayer for having shitty merch before, but I think this is sort of cool. While not the first band...
Whomever came up with the idea for the Marshall skinned mini-fridge is a god damned genius. On the outside, it looks like the iconic...
Last week, I asked Slayer to cut it out with the shitty merchandise, but looks like that fell on deaf ears. Today, a ring...
The cover art for Mastodon's most recent release, The Hunter is pretty phenomenal. Whatever that thing is, it's cool, and this new piece of merch...
Be honest, who doesn't love Star Wars? Especially as a metal head, that movie is epic as fuck. And Darth Vader? Hello! Where do...
Check out these awesome limited edition screen prints our good buddy Mike "theFATkid" Wohlberg printed up. The title of the piece is "Cold Dead...
by: Jeremy Ulrey Those black metal greeting cards you've been clamoring for have finally hit the shelves! Sending the wrong message has never been...
Oh, the Japanese…what will they think of next? I think we can all agree that the apex of rock stardom for guitarists comes when...
This product actually exists in our local pharmacy. Is that price $6.66? 66: The Cold Reliever of the Beast?" title="666-allergyrelif" width="481" height="550" class="aligncenter size-full...
