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First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to PonyBoner, who had the best zinger: "The sad thing is Kirk Hammett knocked on that door...
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Avatar had to end their fall U.S. tour early but now there’s an additional silver lining: Metal Injection and MetalSucks have teamed up with the band to give...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to PonyBoner, who had the best zinger: "The sad thing is Kirk Hammett knocked on that door...
This weekend marks the 40th anniversary of AC/DC's seminal Back In Black album, and we are celebrating all weekend long. And, we want our...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Sea Jay, who had the best zinger: “….side effects include heartburn and diarrhea. Stop using Danzig...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to DigDug, who had the best zinger: “Busk in Peace.” Now for this week's fun photo to...
Our sister site Gear Gods recently got their hands on the sick as hell Dean Exile Select Floyd 7 String and gave it their patented Gear Gods Quality...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Jason Stone, who had the best zinger: “Talk about an inflated ego.” Now for this week's...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to cstidman, who had the best zinger: “I've been holding this bindle in my butt so long...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Abominator’s, who had the best zinger: “I forgot my flame shirt!” “Me too.” “Fire? I’m getting...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to ArtB, who had the best zinger: “That’s how you do it Lars…now you try.” Now for...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Clint Stockham, who had the best zinger: “Livin Lombardo Vito” Now for this week's fun photo...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Scugg Tuggerson, who had the best zinger: “This one I call The Unvarnished and the other...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Bob Frapples, who had the best zinger: "How many concerts are we going to this summer?…Nun!"...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to freak natural, who had the best zinger: "Wait, that cow's name is lightning?" Now for this...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Immortalpipes , who had the best zinger: "Brbr deng." Now for this week's fun photo to...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to James S., who had the best zinger: "So, ever wonder what would happen if Adam Sandler...
Life of Agony bassist Alan Robert is releasing another heavy metal coloring book, The Beauty of Horror 4: Creature Feature, which features a mash-up...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Metalcore_xxx, who had the best zinger: "The Old Wave Of British Heavy Metal" Now for this...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Jeremiah, who had the best zinger: "Further proof that Cliff was the only one in Metallica...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Armworth, who had the best zinger: "Is that Wayne Static's mom?" Now for this week's fun...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Armworth, who had the best zinger: "How to Make a Mask from Your Leather Codpiece (No-Sew...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Sanctus Ira, who had the best zinger: "Help me Starr 'cause it won't suck itself" Now...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to MsryIndx1, who had the best zinger: "Spitters are quitters." Now for this week's fun photo to...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Poppedeye LeSailor, who had the best zinger: "What do you mean it's not an orgy? Then...
