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First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Outersider, who had the best zinger: "Ride, captain ride upon your mystery shipBe amazed at the...
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First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Outersider, who had the best zinger: "Ride, captain ride upon your mystery shipBe amazed at the...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Diceman80236, who had the best zinger: "He just heard that Miley Cyrus is doing a Metallica...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Gins79, who had the best zinger: "I'm the 3rd grade trouble starter, punkin' instigator I'm the...
Twelve Foot Ninja guitarist Steve "Stevic" MacKay recently sat down to fool around with the new Latin Cuban Percussion pack from audio software wizards Toontrack and...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Brian, who had the best zinger: "Meet me in the middle of my side and agree...
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First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Sanctus Ira, who had the best zinger: "Roid Rage Against the Machine" Now for this week's...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to JVK, who had the best zinger: "My grandma won best prize for her David Lee Roth...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to MetalChickKip, who had the best zinger: "Look what we found in my dreads! Hell yeah!" Now...
We are so excited for the 40th anniversary of Motorhead's landmark release, Ace of Spades, we've teamed up with the band's management to give...
Twelve Foot Ninja guitarist Steve “Stevic” MacKay is one of those endlessly creative individuals capable of crapping out extraordinary music by accident. And that’s...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Rob Seeley, who had the best zinger: "7 out of 8 children suffer from poor musical...
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First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to singularity69, who had the best zinger: "This guitar was custom made to have frets look like...
Update: I messed up yesterday and posted a photo we just used. Here's take 2. Sorry. -Rob First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations...
Obituary are set to become the latest prominent metal band to take advantage of streaming technology in the wake of a certain virus rendering...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to StevenKasady, who had the best zinger: "Auditions to replace Chris Fehn: Day 1." Now for this...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to CakeToothGrin, who had the best zinger: "You take a birthday boy… and put him in control."...
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First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Tophat, who had the best zinger: "I think that burrito I ate is on it's way...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Frosthammerjk, who had the best zinger: "Hello, I'm Dr. Demoncorpse, and I will be doing your...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to The X Axis 05, who had the best zinger: "No seriously, at my age you NEED...
First thing's first: Last week's winner! Congratulations to Metalligramps, who had the best zinger: "We told them not one single brown M&M, time for...
