Vince Neil Needs More Money, Opens Strip Club

Vince Neil opened up a strip club in Las Vegas. No, this is not a news story from 1988, this is brand new information. I honestly don't understand what took so long to open Vince Neil's Girls Girls Girls strip club, the idea practically writes itself. The best part is the incredibly tacky, poorly acted commercial, which you can see above. It would not seem out of place at all at 3AM on the local Vegas NBC affiliate playing in between Last Call with Carson Daly. It's as if this was intentionally poorly acted. Like those girls who were like "Vince, oh Vince…[awkward pause]" I wonder if they said it correctly initially, and the director was like, "NO, LADIES! WE DON'T WANT PEOPLE THINKING YOU CAN READ. MAKE IT AWKWARD." In that case, job well done. [via MetalSucks]