[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc[/youtube]
Perennial metal sociologist Sgt. D of Stuff You Will Hate has found the gem of a video titled “How to Get Signed to Rise Records!!!1!” which basically is the outline for how to get your band signed to Rise Records, and get your ass on Warped Tour asap. Kudos to the band Galactic Pegasus for the pitch-perfect parody.