Danish rock band D-A-D has been around since 1982 and clearly does well for themselves. At least well enough to get a giant iPhone bass that takes video and also really long pink sneakers that double as a shirt. But let's concentrate on that bass for a second here, because it's pretty crazy.
The bass appears to be taking video in relatively real time and also functions as a bass. More importantly, it doesn't look like it weighs a million pounds… or Stig Pedersen is just jacked.