In 1960 in the city of Espoo, Finland, which is south of Helsinki, specifically at Lake Bodom, a series of rather gruesome murders took place. Three teenagers were stabbed to death and the lone survivor of the attacks, Nils Gustafsson, went insane shortly after and killed himself after saying he saw the Grim Reaper that night.
In 1993 in the city of Espoo, Finland, Children of Bodom became a band (under the name Inearthed), and now in 2016 that very same band's frontman is standing by the lake and telling you about said band's plans. These plans include a U.S. tour possibly in 2016, some European touring, and work on a new album in 2017, which would be the band's first album with new guitarist Daniel Freyberg (ex-Norther, etc.)
Also, don't make fun of Alexi's car.
