I was excited for Rob Zombie's upcoming horror flick, The Lords Of Salem from the moment I watched the first, blasphemous trailer. Earlier this week, a new trailer was released and it got me just as excited.
But this new clip that was just posted on Deadline.com does nothing for me, either way.
I mean, I guess it looks like a pretty shot, and there is a dead guy on the floor, but this is a preverbial cock tease. Nothing really happens except three hags discuss possibly drinking tea. I guess they're saving the good stuff for the actual theaters.
The Lords of Salem comes out April 19.