I'd like to start this post with an apology. Because you will get either pissed off or annoyed. The post-ironic scene blog, Stuff You Will Hate posted an incredible video (embedded below) of some dumb scene whore teaching you how to make your profile "more scene". In fact there are a shitload of tutorials on how to "be more scene".
It's fucking absurd. Here is the best/worst quote from this whole car wreck:
The stereotypical modern scene MySpace name usually involves your first name, a second name involving fashion, gore, or music some sort of symbol, hearts or raunched out name is best (Callie Collision, Kristallion, DebraDeath, or Trashley for example).
In conclusion, remember, knowing a little CSS is totally scene! For more observations about this atrocity, visit the Stuff You Will Hate blog.