This story is not quite metal, but too hilarious to pass up. Foo Fighters have been known to have a great tour rider in the past, but their current rider is fucking fantastic. Why so? Well what other rider features a coloring book explaining the difference between good food and bad food? They even took the time to include a Word Hunt. Beyond that there is a 15 page rider that includes instructions for proper catering with such gems as "Mashed potatoes are the missionary position if our dinner was thought of as Kama Sutra. Just a thought." If you're a fan of the Foo, or just funny writing, this is worth checking out.
