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Floridian Metal Band Accidentally Promoted As Golden Girls-Themed Band

Appalachian Death Trap are apparently not what you think.

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Appalachian Death Trap is based out of Jacksonville, FL and is absolutely not Golden Girls themed, though their bio might be misleading. Guitarist Bradley Alcorn was setting up Appalachian Death Trap's socials and decided to just copy and paste the IMDB description of Golden Girls instead of actually describing the band.

While they're far from being the first band to make a nonsense bio, it kinda came back to bite them.

Here's the bio for reference.

“Appalachian Death Trap is a band from Jacksonville. They have two albums that are available for download on their bandcamp website, their music is primarily rock and heavy metal. Although all members are male, their songs tell the stories of four older women who have been divorced or widowed and are now roommates. Together they play their music all around Florida, in Orlando, Tampa, Orange Park, St. Augustine, and especially Jacksonville.”

Appalachian Death Trap is slated to play St. Augustine soon, and part of the show's promotion is a small piece in the town's news. Writers for the board simply copied and pasted the band's biography, very likely confusing the hell out of everyone. I mean, if you don't believe me you can always check the band out here. It's definitely not Golden Girls themed, though that might be awesome.

[via MetalSucks]

Floridian Metal Band Accidentally Promoted As Golden Girls-Themed Band

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