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Death Metal Drumming And Walrus Calls Go Too Well Together

You learn something new every day.

12 months ago

Here's A Guitar Pedal That Makes Everything You Play Into Farts

Prepare for some seriously flatulent fuzz.

12 months ago

Viral Video Shows Exactly Why You Shouldn't Drink Beer Near The Pit

PSA: If you're drinking a beer, stay away from the pit.

1 year ago

Here's How Deathcore Dudes Pay Their Ladies A Compliment…

Carcosa bandmates Andrew Baena and Johnny Ciardullo have posted a pretty silly, but fun video where they take flirty compliments…

1 year ago

Trend Alert: Black-Bottom Pools Are Here To Kick Off Goth Boy Summer

I've really gotten into swimming during the pandemic. It's meditative and great cardio. I've lost like 15 pounds! Anyway, this…

1 year ago

Metal Makes You Fat According to Study Published in British Tabloid

"Metal Makes Us All Heavy," reads the headline of a new article in British tabloid The Daily Star. The column…

1 year ago

Drummer's Corpse Propped Up Behind His Kit At His Funeral – What A Way To Go!

The wake for drummer Brentnol McPherson, also known as Bonny Brent, sure was a unique one. Mostly because McPherson's body,…

1 year ago

CAT-TERA: The Kittie-Fronted Metal Band Is Real, Listen to “Hunger of the Beast”

Cats are having a moment in the metal space this April Fool's Day. Earlier today, we posted about how Metal…

2 years ago

Corpse Paint Sheet Masks Now A Thing; Both Kvlt & Rejuvenating

As black metal culture slowly seeps its way into everyday society, its natural that skin care gets a black metal…

2 years ago

Squared Circle Pit #70 – Dan St. Germain Talks Roasting Wrestlers; AEW Revolution Predictions

I'm very excited to welcome comedian Dan St. Germain to the show. Dan co-hosts WrestleRoasts, a hilarious new podcast where…

2 years ago

Rare Six-Neck Guitar Up For Auction, And I Want It!

You might occasionally see a double-neck guitar, and a triple neck guitar, and sure we've seen those quadruple neck guitars…

2 years ago

These Videos of a Baby Drumming to SLIPKNOT, METALLICA, PANTERA Are Adorable

I want to send a big shout out to @heavymetalbaby on TikTok, becuase I needed a smile put on my…

2 years ago

Watch: OZZY's Reaction To Hearing LIL JON's "Crazy Train" Sample Is Priceless

Ozzy Osbourne is a bonafide living legend, which naturally leads to his large catalog of music eventually inspiring, and in…

2 years ago

Florida Metalhead Turns Dead Uncle's Skeleton Into A Guitar

We've seen some unique guitar builds, but this one takes the cake. One MetalSucks reader from Tampa, Florida who goes…

2 years ago

This Dog Really Connects With Dave Grohl's Vocals In The Cutest Way

Earlier today, we posted the Foo Fighters performance from yesterday's (Jan. 20th) Presidential Inauguration ceremony. While many lauded the performance,…

2 years ago

The SUFFOCATION Twisted Tea Remix Is The Heaviest One Yet

We are still not over these Twisted Tea remixes. You probably saw the original video, and we've already posted two hilarious…

2 years ago

CIA Updated Logo Is Being Roasted For Looking Like Bad Album Art

When you think of entities that need a fresh rebranding, does the United States Central Intelligence Agency come to mind?…

2 years ago

BEHEMOTH, SEPULTURA, CRADLE OF FILTH, KREATOR Members Lend Voices To New Animated Series

I don't know how animator Roxxy Roxx pulled this off, but he somehow managed to get some voice acting from…

2 years ago