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Jesus Showed Up To A CRADLE OF FILTH Signing And People Look Confused

Posted by on October 29, 2017 at 12:16 pm

Way back when, Cradle Of Filth released a shirt that was very clear on what part of the female anatomy it felt Jesus is. Jesus actually showed up at Bloodstock 2013 to look down disdainfully upon a man wearing said shirt, and now he's back once again to confront the band directly about their actions. The crowd around Jesus looks like they're a mixture of confused and gleefully curious about the interaction, and as they should be! There's about to be a showdown between Cradle Of Filth and Jesus!

Oh wait, nevermind. Apparentl Jesus just wanted Dani Filth to sign something for him. I guess they're cool now?

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