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HORSE THE BAND to destroy the universe?

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HORSE THE BAND frontman Nate has issued the following update on the band's MySpace page in regards to the band's future plans:

im not going to use any form of intelligence or tactics here im just going to say it like it is and it is like this……..

………….THE END OF AN ERA FOR HORSE THE BAND…………………

This will be our last show before we go into the studio to record our next full length album that will be heralded by many scholars in the future as 'The album that ruined the world'.

THAT IS CORRECT!!!!!!

IN the year 2021 a Harvard Music Professor named Ronald P. Marklemcdarkle will pinpoint the exact moment the world turned to shit and it will be the day our next album comes out whenever that is. Proffesor Marklemcdarkle will claim that 'Once such exquisite sonic beauty was created the rest of human life was like unto a dry toilet full of splattered taco bell day-afters'

So you see…..

This is the last time when humanity can come together and rejoice in brotherhood and music in a dynamic world still full of beautiful highs and oh so sultry lows.
This is the last time you can see HORSE THE BAND before they totally destroy society.

Im not kidding.

Get a life……its almost over.

THE GLASSHOUSE in pomona
Saturday Jan 20th (tommorow) ((tommorow night))

special bonusssss:
We will be playing some songs off the new album in a way less deadly form……Orangeburg Massacre cd-release….thriller………..beasts of burden

AND

Samshu-Yangtsa will be there making custom gauntlets and utillity magnets.

AND AND AND PIZZA VINYLS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!for fuckin real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we have some left and we will have them at the show.

Thats all you get.

k-bye

—–FROM THE DESK OF GENERAL ZEEZOD

I, for one, am excited!

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