Funny that the following song came across my skank-strewn desk when it did. I mean, I'm not sure there exists…
Whether or not you belong to the camp that believes a clean room is an absolute prerequisite for monumental undertakings,…
Engorged anything is, um, bad news – apart from that tiny, warped, Cheeto-encrusted thing that you are holding in your…
It's been far too long since those long, luscious slegs (slam legs) have been spread revealing that mysterious, golden, cheeto-dust…
Across vast oceans of acrylics, polyesters, silicones, polyurethanes, and halogenated plastics – over towering summits of human remains and excrement…
If you happen to enjoy bananas, fresh cut flowers, shrimp, Alpaca fur, and Ancient Aliens, well, consider yourself intimately familiar…
Yeah, we know… Japan's Sigh are not Norwegian. We get it. For the purposes of this very special installment of…
When the two unlikely worlds of Iran and Norway collide, the world is transformed into a devastatingly murderous territory of…
With swamp-ass season behind us, it's once again time to head into the basement and dust off the old skankity…
Eight grim and frostbitten tracks with a ferocity and blackened dynamism not heard since their classic At The Heart Of Winter album nearly twenty years earlier.
When you've Ingested too many Dying Fetus' while watching an Aborted, Malignancy-festered Pighead giving birth to a Parasitic Ejaculation, well, it…
Yeah, we know, it's been a while since y'all were last graced with some good old Dank. Honestly, our quality…
Birthed in the early-to-mid 90's – from the same inhuman, ice-covered swamp as both early Cryptopsy and Kataklysm, Canadian brutal death…
Never has a form of music united (and divided) people such as black metal. Never has a form of music…
There is something to be said for experience and longevity. If you, as a death metal musician, have survived decades…
Gore and Space. The last time these two words were haphazardly tossed into an artistic meat-grinder, out popped Ridley Scott's…
Welcome back to the latest edition of This Is Armageddon! As a semi-regular column, our goal is to bring the very best…
So, after a brutally harsh winter, we can't think of a better way to celebrate the coming summer than a…
Today is your lucky day, you cheeto-lovin, stink-footed, inbred, rectal-munching bastards! We got a double-whammy of world-exclusive slammies for ya…
Indulge us, if you will. The set-up: Saturday afternoon, somewhere in buttfuck middle-America. The scene: you and your slack-jawed Uncle…
Bergen, Norway. This stunning city in the municipality of Hordaland on the west coast of Norway is renowned for –…
If you are a band who resides within a stones throw of the Arctic Circle, there exists an unwritten rule…
In death metal, some prefixes just make sense. Take, for example, the prefix of 'cavernous'. The word itself speaks volumes….
