AEROSMITH's "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)" As A DISTURBED Song Is Disturbing

What if Aerosmith's 1987 track "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" was written by Disturbed instead? It's a song we never knew we needed right up until Anthony Vincent did it. Now we've got it, and we're not sure if we want to dress like Steven Tyler or grab the ol' JNCO jeans and give those a spin. Maybe both? Definitely not both, nevermind.