We're a little late to report this, mostly because I considered it non-news but then I realized to not have a post with the headline that I used would be a true tragedy. Annnyway, late last week Fred Durst signed a deal with old people network CBS to star and produce a half-hour comedy series with the current working title of Douchebag. He will be playing a "rock legend" who needs to balance his lifestyle and a family. Can you already see how terrible this is going to be? Turns out the idea was sprung to the execs. by Durst's manager John Schneider, who happens to be the brother of renowned actor Rob Schieder (of such award winning films as Deuce Bigelow and The Hot Chick) and already sold a pitch to CBS for his bro, so why not for Durst too. Seriously, does anybody under 40 even watch CBS?
