Cows Will Gather And Watch If You Play Doom Riffs Loud Enough
Do cows like doom riffs? Will they stand around and watch you play said doom riffs or will they walk away? New Zealand guitarist Tom Latta sought to find out the answer, which in short is that cows seem to dig doom and will totally watch you play. We encourage you to play doom for your cows if you have any, as long as they're actually your cows and they're into it. Don't force your musical taste on cows. It's a real dick move.