OZZY OSBOURNE, Phone Salesman

Posted by metalinjection on November 10th, 2008

Prince of Darkness, Reality Show Star and, uhh phone salesman? Yep, that's right, everybody's favorite bumbling dad is now a spokesperson for Samsung phones. See, Ozzy is so drugged up he can barely speak anymore, so he just texts everybody. Oh, the joy in making fun of a metal legend. One thing is puzzling though, when did he get that taxi driver's phone number to text him? We will never know!