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MetallicaSucks.net - One Day Only!

Posted by metalinjection on September 11th, 2008

MetallicaSucks

For one day, and one day only, our brahs at MetalSucks.net have transformmed the site into MetallicaSucks.net, in celebration of their upcoming (mediocre) release of Death Magnetic tomorrow. The main page is filled with reviews by every writer on their roster as well as some tips from Lars Ulrich for appearing taller than you really are, including this gem:

BECOME ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED ONLY WITH TALL WOMEN
I know this might seem illogical, but it’s a little trick that my bud Tom Cruise taught me and it works. Here’s why: women hate to date guys who are shorter than they are. So if everyone sees you with a taller woman, they think, “Well, he must be taller than he looks.” Works like a charm. Tom, babe, if you’re reading this, thanks for the advice!

Head over to MetallicaSucks.net…today and today only for all the fun.

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Comments (1)

  1. September 12th, 2008 at 12:51 am csebelle says:

    You guys should be grateful that a classic band like the KINGS might get things actually going again!!! Enjoy tomorrow. Greatest day in a long time for the Metal scene. Pioneers charge the battle men.

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