Greg Weeks answers questions about beards, futuristic extreme music, cannibals and more

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Ahhhhhh Mr. Weeks,

You might remember me as "that kid who stuck his pinky in your throat in Orlando, Florida" Anyways, I've seen far too much lack of mustache as of late, and not even any corpsepaint to make up for it. I mean come on, pick a side. Don't go all "Green party" on me, they never win. Sure, you have the excuse of a totally bitchin' beard. But what's Guy's alibi? He doesn't even have windmill-worthy hair like Gunface. What's up with that? He better not be going for the Jamey Jasta approach, because thats a disgrace Speaking of such things, when are you gonna bring out your sax onstage?

SO MANY QUESTIONS, I SAY

But yeah, Seriously, Sax solo, pronto!

Eternal Kvlt Kisses,
JJ Polachek IV (or, "the kid who stuck his pinky in your throat in Orlando")

Greg's response:
You're a weird kid. In Guy's down time he's an Abercrombie model so no facial hair allowed. He will however wear a corpsepaint mustache on the next tour. Get ready,
-Greg

Hey Greg. I've been listening to heavy music for at least a couple of years, and I've seen many trends come and go. Where do you see extreme music in 2010? That's the year i graduate, and i don't want my graduation present to be a Red Chord CD with acoustic guitars in it. Another quick question, how long does it take for you to get your beard at that EXACT length? I go to a catholic school (have to shave at least every other day, and dress like the gestapo), and the only real time i get to grow facial hair for at least the next couple of years is summer time. ONE more question. WHY is there a huge uprising of amazing heavy bands from Boston (besides killswitch)? Your answers would be much appreciated. Thanks a bunch man. take it easy.

Greg's response:
Here's some advice. Use the catholic gig as an advantage. Tell the world that's why you can't grow facial hair and then find yourself a nice catholic school girl. Hopefully they make them shave as well, I am of course refering to their legs. It takes me exactly one week, three days, six hours and thirty two minutes to my beard at the exact length your talking about. I, of course, have no idea which length you mean but that's the answer.
-Greg

Hello, I'm Josh.
Me and a friend are working on a horror film for some class in school. It is called Ameri-Cannibal, about some portal that takes a few guys into a land of cannibals. Why cannibals, you may ask yourself? Welp, zombies are cliched, and we all know cannibals love them some of that white meat. We are really looking forward to spinning some heads in the class. Because working with gore, blood and guts is, as the dudes in TRC would put it, wolf. We are wondering what kind of death scene you would suggest to us. Do you have any suggestions to share with us?

Greg's response:
Hello Josh,
This rules. Have one of the scientists, I'm assuming they're scientist because who else can create a portal, or military men, I'm assuming there will be military men because who else would go through the portal, fall out of sed portal and hit his head on a rock and die. Everyone else gets captured but his body is over looked. Two weeks later a cannibal comes across the body and brings it back to the other cannibals where they feast upon it. Little do they know the bodies been out in the elements for two weeks and the meat is rotten. Everyone gets the shits. Hahaha. The cannibals poo themselves. Oh man that's rich. Have fun making the movie,
-Greg

As someone in a band and who probably has dealt with band ego problems at least once, I thought you could give me some advice on this:
I was a singer/songwriter in a band with a friend of mine, who I'll call "Steve". Just as the band was forming I went over to his place and after a couple of beers I borrowed his guitar and showed him a song that I had been working on - it wasn't much, but the chorus was really good. Well, at least Steve thought so, because he asked if he could use it. I was glad at the time that he wanted to do something with it - I'm just a singer, so I couldn't do much more than clumsily strum a guitar to it, while Steve can play guitar really well and he even has a little production studio set up in his apartment. I told him he could use it and hoped we could perform it sometime when it was done.

He wrote some music and lyrics around my chorus, which basically remained intact - even the words of the chorus weren't changed. It became a part of our repertoire and the other band members added to it as well. One night the drummer got on the mic and introduced the song as a Steve original from the time before we became a band. We talked about it after the show and I explained to them that I felt that the song was actually a band creation, because without my initial contribution of the chorus and without the band's further work on the song, it wouldn't even exist. We all agreed then that the song was a group effort. - The problem is that after the band split up, Steve put out a homemade album in which he sings his original version (built around my chorus) and he doesn't credit me at all. I'm really angry about this. And I'm pretty sure I know how Steve will react if I confront him about crediting me on his album: he'll act insulted that I'm making a big deal about nothing. To make matters worse, Steve is part of a group of friends of mine and if Steve and I are no longer friends, it'll be hard for me to meet up with those friends, since we usually all go out as a group.

Am I wrong to feel slighted? Am I just being childish and egotistical? Or considering that we were basically a mediocre garage band and Steve isn't making any money off the songs, should I just shrug it off? Or should I confront him about it anyway, even though I could effectively lose the other friends in the group as well, because I wouldn't want to hang out with Steve anymore after he dismisses my complaint?
- just a singer who wants a little credit

Greg's response:

Off the bat your biggest mistake was giving your drummer a microphone. Unless your the Eagles or the Romantics it's a bad idea. I think you should let it go. The guy will eventually write other tunes and your song will be on the back burner. What you should do is bring that chorus to a newly formed band. Mustain did that with 4-Horsemen. If Steve" was making money off of the song then there would be a problem so I say you go and make money off of it. Take that "Steve".
-Greg

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Groundskeeper Willy?

Greg's response:
Yes.
-Greg

Gregg,

First off I just want to say I bought the new Plant Vochestra cd, and it blew all my expectations from last weeks highly anticipated record of being superior in all of it's ways of divine achapello music. I was just a little curious about the history of plant vochestra, and how long the super band had planned on going through with such an ingenious approach to music these days. Also what's the writing process like for your side project, "The Red Chord?" Phenominal stuff, in every way.

-Gabe

Greg's response:
It's Greg, not Gregg. Plant Vochestra have been a band for longer than their side projects, the Red Chord and Between the Buried and ME. We saw huge success in the late 80's with our hit "Monster Sunshine Got Ate Today" but when Duran Duran covered "Monster Sunshine…" at Live Aid the band were considered sell outs and decided to hang it up. Only recently have we gotten back together to perform live. A new record is in the works and also one of those myspace things. Look for it,
-Greg

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