In the News: Tommy Chong PWNZ MSNBC Anchor

I'm not sure if you guys heard, being that you're so grim and necro, but Paris Hilton recently was taken to jail. The media blitz surrounding it was at near-emergency levels, you'd think the president got shot or something. MSNBC, being on the cusp of investigative journalism, got the best expert they could find for the situation….Tommy Chong. Yes, that Tommy Chong. Tommy Chong luckily smoked the reporter and caused her some chronic headaches with his valid points….GET IT?